I wuz wontin ta wish ya a happy birthday an ta tell ya thet I unnerstan bout yall havun me arrested an all fer peekin in yer winnders an the folks at the Neil Young Center dun got me all fixed up soze az I doan be a doin them kinda thangs no more. Ime still purty mad bout gittin sentenced fer thet uther thang bout marsupial malfeeezanz but I doan holt no grudge withen you bout that. So I hope ya done had a gud time an ifn ya eat any uv them Buttermilk Pies whut Catspaw dun sent ya the resippy fer, yall woant have enny more teeth than whut I got.

CLETUS