"Piers"..
is almost an anagram of "prick"..
then again..
.. P iss I gnorant E scapist R evolutionary S tudent ...
and for the more errudit amongst us..
.. P rivilaged I nadequately E ducated R idiculous S tudent ...
hmmm.. could do better with the "I and E" if I could be bothered
yep.. this is a fun game