Ahhh- LittlyLaughKitty (one expects YOU to be a WonderBread sort of personae)

Fortunately, (for the children of the USA) Wonder-Bread changed their formaulae (stabilizing ingrediant from Twinkies added) and they are into bankruptcy (Great story - of - if it works don't fix it - and why downsizing has risks - is in a past issue of WSJ)

For a link to a different story try:
http://www.boingboing.net/2004/09/23/rip_twinkies_wonder_.html

Personally, I have found "SuperGlue" a fabulous sealer for un-seen, but frequently heard, cracks in wooden instruments.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle