Sorry to get back to the subject but these are also available from various charity Xmas catalogues in the UK (RNLI, National Trust etc). My ma-in-law usually gets one that she hangs up in the kitchen for a year then uses as a teatowel when it's obsolete.
Sorry, no jokes, 'Spaw, but it's 7.20 pm and I've been at work since 8.30 am and don't leave till 9pm!
RtS