A Benidictine and a Fransican monk were aruguing about who Christ loved better. They decided to go to the source, so they put a wee note behind the alter before retireing for the night. In the morning, the little scrap of paper had been replaced by a parchment, with letters that were golden and glowing with an inner light. It said, Dear Brothers, I love Benidictnes and Fransican equally, Yours in Me, Jesus Christ SJ.

(a little Jesuit humor)