How did I get here? I came on my motorpike and sidecarp.

What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh.

Bert the starfish is swimming along when he meets his freind Harry the Squid. Harry isn't feeling too well, and Bert suggested they go and see the wise old octopus who lives under the coral reef. So off they go. Bert helps Harry along, as Harry really isn't feeling well. Suddenly a shadow falls across their path. Bert and Harry look up, trembling, Bert with fear, Harry with fever. It is the most feared creature in the seas, the great white shark, Larry. Bert looks up at Larry, points at Harry and says, 'Here's the sick squid I owe you.....'

Probably only works in UK, unless you have an audience who know what a quid is..

There's another one about mild green hairy lipped squid, but again, only good if you are familiar with the Fairy Liquid washing up adverts popular in the UK.

LTS

Oh, what do the Underwater Mafia fear most? The Codfather....