The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #15969   Message #146115
Posted By: MMario
07-Dec-99 - 04:08 PM
Thread Name: Fish Jokes for Children
Subject: RE: Fish Jokes for Children
Larry the lobster died and went to heaven....After he got used to wearing the halo and playing the harp he started looking up his old friends....but he couldn't find his best friend from the old days, Sam Clam....

finally he was told Sam had gone "down there", but didn't have it too bad, as He'd set himself up a nightclub and all the gone-down dead loved the place.

Larry often looked down from heaven, past earth and to the spot where Sam had his nightclub. He thought sometimes he could almost hear the music. He missed his friend so much, he Finally asked God if he could go visit Sam.

It took a lot of convincing, but God finally agreed Larry could go visit Sam for one evening, but only one, and he had to be back in Heaven by midnight. So Larry went down and visited with Sam and jammed and played his harp until it was almost midnight. As a matter of fact, he enjoyed himself so much that he lost track of time, and when it was almost midnight, he had to rush out of the nightclub and hightail it for heaven so fast he left his harp sitting on the table near the bar.

St. Peter at the gates of heaven of course noticed this, and asked Larry where his harp was. Larry's answer? I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco....