The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1461256
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
14-Apr-05 - 01:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
A "new"--to me, at least--take on an old theme:

"Only Daughter"

She was only a creditor's daughter, but she
allowed no advances.

She was only a taxi driver's daughter, but you auto

She was only a plumber's daughter, but she had
good connections.

She was only a surgeon's daughter, but oh, what
a cut-up.

She was only a photographer's daughter, but she
was well developed.

She was only the village belle, so I gave her a ring.

She was only a golfer's daughter, but her form was

She was only the milkman's daughter, but she was
the cream of the crop.