bobert, I'm not saying that you write "black." Just with an air of snobbish and forced folksiness.

If that is indeed the way you talk, you should be doing commercials for middle class America or be the narrator for a show like Desperate Housewives.

If this is the way you always write, I would suggest that you take a writing course in your local community college and learn how to fucking spell and use punctuation. You are not coming across as Mark Twain.