Some square dance calls collected in Arkansas (a small sample)

Lead that ace and trump that king,
Let me feel that pretty little thing.

Swing around the mountain, swing Cora Lee,
Gals won't let my tallywacker be.

Do-se-do and a rattlesnake pass,
Grease your pecker and stick it up her ass.

Promenade all, she's a-dancing for her dinner, Ladies do the shimmy, down goes her britches,
In goes a little thing about six inches.

Gent round the lady, quick, quick, quick,
Lady round the gent and grab him by the prick.