The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #15874   Message #146296
Posted By: Square dancer
07-Dec-99 - 09:24 PM
Thread Name: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
Subject: RE: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
Correction:
Promenade all, she's a-dancing for her dinner,
. Went off twice before I got it in her.

Ladies do the shimmy, down goes her britches,
In goes a little thing about six inches.

More:
Swing your corner, the to your taw,
Pull off your clothes and go at it raw.

Grab her by the right leg, swing her half around
Grabe her by the left leg, throw her on the ground,
Stick it in the middle and a bobble up and down,
When you come to her ass-hole, go on around.

Alemand left and tromping jimpson down,
Stick it in the hole, don't run it in the ground.

Balance eight till you get straight,
You diddle Sue, and I'll screw Kate.