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Thread #80325   Message #1463501
Posted By: Abby Sale
17-Apr-05 - 10:17 AM
Thread Name: Happy! - April 17
Subject: Happy! - April 17
                               Happy Alferd G Packer Day!

It was celebrated April 17th at University of Colorado, from 1968-1995 and may still be. Packer remains a basic icon there, noted in his museum, the Alferd Packer Grill http://umc.colorado.edu/food/grill_pages.html & the Mexican food counter, El Canibal.

Packer remains the only US convicted anthropophagus. On 2/9/1874 Packer, as guide for a mining party, with 5 miners left camp in the (now-called) Cannibal Plateau in the San Juan Mts of Colorado. On 4/16, Packer reached town alone, but fit & healthy. In August their bodies were found. It was evident that they had been murdered and that flesh had been cut from them. Packer served 18 years of a life sentence. He admitted eating the men but always claimed he didn't actually kill them; they killed each other & the last one attacked Packer. Packer barely saved himself by shooting the actual murderer.

He died 4/23/1907 at age 65 (b1842).

There's a great deal one might write about him, mostly comical.

In 1995, a medical forensics team, as an exercise, exhumed & examined. They concluded he was the murderer & was correctly convicted. They found, AND I QUOTE, "like Packer's victims, justice had been served."

There are a number of traditional and recent songs about him including a great catchy tune in "Cannibal! The Musical," directed by & staring Trey Parker. The following most closely matches the oral tradition surrounding Packer:

        When the judge pronounced the sentence
        He was in a righteous rage;
        And what he said can still be read
        Upon the yellowed page;
        He wished that they could hang old Al
        Until completely dead,
        So when he banged the gavel,
        It was in anger that he said:

        "Oh, Alfred Packer,
        You should be skinned alive!
        There was only seven Democrats - [in the county]
        And you bastard, you et five."

        "Ballad of Alfred Packer," by Jack Guinn, 10,000 Goddam Cattle,
        Katie Lee & also in DigTrad, Filename ALPACKER. [Thanx Alan Thiesen]