I have heard that it can be used to initiate the cold fusion process

No kidding, brucie. What do you think we've been using for our household energy supply all this time? It's got a really long half-life too. That one bottle alone ought to keep our computers running for at least the next fifty years. But I am going to have to drink some of it eventually. Right before I kiss the cod fish. Or right after... can't remember which. If I don't, they'll have to throw me in the harbour.