Thanks again, Al, for posting the chords: I just pasted it into a Claris Works document and put in the line breaks. It fills up most of a two column landscape page--and I suppose I could email it to anyone who would like to have it (or I could < pre> it and post it with the chords over the words). Oh, and thanks for introducing the zeugma (but even having a name for it doesn't release the writer from the duty of having parallel items follow the same grammatical structure)(still gotta get in my quibbles).--seed