The title of this has stirred up a vague and very distant memory of a song that I think went along the lines of

"I don't want to go to the factory
I don't want to go to (church ??)
I don't want to go anywhere at all
I just want to stay here and lo.....ve you"

Probably from the old Hit Parade and early 60's ?? Driving me nuts now trying to remember what it was !