So here's another thing to run out of batteries. God help you if the machine goes wrong and throws a wobbly.

What the article does not give is a spiffy name for the condom putter onner.

Maybe 'Acme third hand' or just 'Luuuuv machine'

I want to see this one on the shopping channel!




Fit your condom sans the embarrassment!

Asian News International
London, April 18, 2005

To reduce the hassles before sex, Senegalese inventor and businessman Mor Maty Seck has designed an automatic condom fitter that allows condoms to be put on in a fraction of the time it usually takes to do manually. The device, which is on display at the International Exhibition of Inventions in Geneva, has reportedly been drawing huge crowds of businessmen and investors.

According to Fox News, It has been such a success in the inventor's native Senegal, that its now being sold internationally, and already has offers from European businessmen who want to team up to offer it in Europe.

According to inventor, people are generally very shy over talking about contraception, and a lot of them face problems while using it, leading to acute embarrassment in front of their partners.

The automatic condom fitter, he claims, fits in a second and does away with the embarrassment factor.

"People don't like to talk about contraception but there are a lot of men who find condoms difficult to use, and it can be so embarrassing that the moment is completely lost, my auto condom fitter guarantees not more than a brief second's pause in the action, with a bit of practice the man's partner probably won't even notice that he had reached over and used his trusty auto condom fitter ", the report quoted. Seck as saying.