The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1465324
Posted By: Den
19-Apr-05 - 10:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Jesus is walking around the Gardens of heaven. Taking in the beautiful vistas and the sounds of the song birds twittering in the trees. He rounds a corner and sees an old man standing by himself gazing forlornly at the ground. Jesus approaches the old man and says, "I couldn't help but notice that you look very sad, what ever can be the matter". "This is Heaven," he continued, "the place of great joy, where we have everything we could possibly need or want". "Thats true", said the old man, "but I have searched everywhere for the thing that I most want and I finally came here and I still can't find him, my only son." "Who are you," asks Jesus. "Oh I'm just a poor simple carpenter," replies the old man. "My father was a carpenter," say Jesus,"and what does your son look like," he continued. "Well", said the old man, "hes not hard to spot, he has holes in his hands and in his feet". "Suddenly Jesus is taken aback, Father", he Says. The old man looks at Jesus and asks, "Pinocchio"?