uncle dave-O, you gotta look at both sides of the argument here though!

"The answer is, the girls are more scenic! I sure don't want to see some guy's butt crack. Of course I don't know YOUR taste."

think of what women must say when they see the magazines.... probably something along the lines of...

"i dont want to see some girls butt crack, i want to see the men"

and for the starter of this post, BOBERT, youre in trouble! because as i was reading your starter post, i was also drinking coffee, and when i got to the terrorist alerts and swat teams, i laughed, mid-swig of the coffee, and of course, rather a lot of it sprayed all over my monitor!!!!!!!! damn you!!!!