The old story says that a man was strolling down a country road with Satan, conversing about life and the Universe and all, and way up ahead they saw someone who might have been BWL bend down to pick something up from the roadside.

Satan started chuckling mightily at this, and his companion's curiosity was piqued thereby. So he asked the Prince of Darkness what was so goddamned funny, so to speak.

"That man down the road there, who just picked something up? He has discovered True B.S.!!!" laughed Satan.

"Why should that make you laugh, Satan? Seems to me your time on Earth is curtailed to the degree humans discover True BS -- it would make everything you do so obvious and transparent!"

Satan chortled, "Because I'M going to help him organize it!!"

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I dinna think we can support top-heavy management in the MOAB. If nominated, I will not run, if elected, not serve, and if drafted, will not do well.

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