The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1466376
Posted By: GUEST,Uncle DaveO
20-Apr-05 - 11:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
The prison inmate said confidentially to his school-teacher mother when she visited him, "I've promised that female guard over there that I'll marry her if she helps me escape."

"Oh, no!" said mom. "You can't do that!"

"Why not?" says the convict.

"You'd be using a proposition to end a sentence with!"

Dave Oesterreich