Mick, I propose "toast" to go with that "wine"--To the "gross" (that's 12 twelves) of Mudcats who can't be crammed into a 12 verse song.
I don't mean to spoil the fun: the attempts are amusing, but lots more phoaks will get left out than be included!
My $0.02 fwiw. I *am* LMAO...but we may need, as someone suggested, couple dozen versions!
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