I suggest we adopt such an animal, a cross between a duck and perhaps an Airedale, name it Gluon, and have it be...oh, ther ehe is!! Glun, welcome to MOAB. Sit. Spea!


"QUARK! QUARK!!"

Good dog, Gluon!! pad your little webby feet over here and get a treat! Look what I got you!! Radicals!! Aren't they DELICIOUS!!??

"QUARK!!"


Yes, I agree, Gluon, this is a very interesting place, and now that you're here....OH!!! BAAAAAAD GLUON....where's my newspaper....NO pee on the MOAB floor, Gluon!! BAD!!

Huh?? It's gone!!

Amazing. Gluon has invoked the Uncertainty Principal to re-cast a past event from P into anti-P!!! I'll be damned.... This bears scientific observation. I wonder if he can play chess...


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