Calm down, Shambles. Now you're getting hysterical. I think you're beginning to see JoeClones descending upon your house in black U.N. helicopters, about to drag you forcibly into the One World Order by clicking their "delete" buttons at you.

You know, maybe you're right.....

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away....

Paranoia must be lonesome, huh?

It's OK, Shambles. Just relax while we put this little jacket on you. See? Isn't it a nice jacket...


-Dr. Joe Offer-