The imagery is too strong, Spaw, I can't resist a cheap ditty - To the tune of "Beware of the bite of the underdog":

Beware of the suck of the aardvark,
His snout is lethal and too dangerous by far.
Beware of the suck of the aardvark,
He'll suck your logic and he'll leave you all ga-ga.
Too late now to change him or to teach him
Or try common sense to feed him piece by piece.
For life Joe can be very capricious,
And the suck of the aardvark is vicious.
And so the time will come around when in details you will drown
And that's the time when you find against your wishes
All you've achieved is to disturb your own peace.

Ta-tarararah-boom-boom!