Hear ye! Hear ye!

Let it be known to all that since the Catholics have had so much fun electing their new Pope, we at the Mudcat have elected a new Poop. Our new Poop is the guy formerly known as Bee-dubya-ell. He is now required to renounce his old member name and assume, along with the Mantle of Poopdom, the Royal Spatula and the Royal Whoopee Cushion the title of "Poop Crapslinger 1½".

That is all. Have a pleasant evening.

Oh, by the way, if you're concerned that you didn't get to vote in the Poopal Election, don't worry about it. The folks that did the electing (aka the Reform School of Dicky Birds) have your best interests at heart. You can trust them. Really.