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Thread #80459   Message #1467297
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
21-Apr-05 - 04:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Lessons Learned from Mom
Subject: RE: BS: Lessons Learned from Mom
I'm sure my Mom taught me a thing or two, but I'm damned if I can remember enough to write a whole paragraph. The main things I remember are:

1) Never tell your Mom to kiss your ass, even if you think she's way out of hearing range.

2) Never stick bullets up your nose. Snot gunks up firing chambers.