Cartoon, Shanty, whatever you want to call us, Bridge.

Sticks and stones, eh?
Bullets and bombs do the REAL damage, Richie.

It is one thing your Nationalistic pride could never handle.
That you could NEVER subdue the Irish.

Call us what you want after that. You could never even lose a football match Dickie, with any sort of grace, for Chrissakes.

English people are the gombeens of the World, Dick
The only thing half of you can say when abroad is "If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German.

Well, Dick, If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't have got manners slapped on to ye.
For that you can be eternally grateful to the 'Cartoon, Shanty' Irish.

I hope your cleaning woman robs you blind, Mark.
My sister has a cleaning lady from Rishon Le Ziyyon, and she thinks she's a lovely woman.