Hah!

So why shouldn't we have our own group of dedicated freedom fighters. The wrapper is off of our formerly secret group. Our weapons are real weapons of mass destruction. Even now we are peeing down cracks in the Ross Ice Shelf to liberate the most massive iceberg you have ever seen. We will continue to free massive icebergs until our demands are met.

Our other weapons are our little bodies, have you ever smelt a penguins breath...pheeeeeew! Have you ever caught a niff of re-gurgitated fish? Ever slipped in a fishy patch of penguin poo?

Try to identify us??? Hah hah hah, line us up in our thousands and you humans could not tell us apart.

What do we want? The immediate liberation of all our brothers and sisters held in your zoo's, royalties for our name being used in chocolate bars, and royalties for our name being associated with the character in Batman.

Even now we have training camps hidden in all the cold bits of the world where we are studying how to infiltrate airports without being spotted and how to fool x-ray machines and metal detectors.

Beware the PLF is on the waddle!