Every October, my church has Scottish Reformation Sunday, with a bagpipe band playing at the service. It isn't too loud. I could wish the band would tune up before they played. Indeed I have put it into the basket as a prayer request. But they aren't too loud.
Now, one year the man in the pew behind me was leaning up against one side, not concsious, and I went and alerted security, because I was fairly sure he wasn't asleep.
No I don't know what was the matter with him.

The really great thing about highland pipes is that they are frequently played by attractive men in kilts! Hubba hubba!