The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1468660
Posted By: Georgiansilver
23-Apr-05 - 04:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
The pirate was being interviewed by local radio! He was asked how he had lost his leg and said it had become trapped between two ships in the midst of an attack. He was also asked how he got his hook instead of his right hand and said he had lost his arm the same way on another raid. He was asked why he had the patch over his eye and he said he had looked up and a bird had done one straight into his eye. The interviewer suggested that bird poo cannot cause one to lose an eye...and our pirate said "But I had only got my hook the day before"
Best wishes, Mike.