Hello everyone,

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Below is a traditional bawdy song titled: Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck

                Do you sing this song?  If so when/where did you learn it?

I found versions of this song's chorus dating from 1947-68 in the Indiana University's Folklore Archives miscellaneous bawdy songs vertical file.   I am familiar with John Valby's "Eat Bite" but I would like to communicate with people who learned this EARLIER THAN 1970.

Any help is appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
john@mehlberg.com
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My, mostly traditional, bawdy songs, toasts and recitations website: www.immortalia.com
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EAT, BITE, FUCK, SUCK
(Tune - Not Listed)

Chorus:

Eat, bite, fuck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew
Nibble bosom, hair pie, finger fuck, screw
Moose piss, cat pud, orangutan tit
Sheep pussy, camel crack, big lion shit
Aw FUCK

Well, I went to a party and what did they do
Took off their socks and they took off their shoes
Took off their shirts and they took off their pants
I had a hunch they weren't gonna dance

Well everybody, everybody's naked there
Ain't no bras nor no underwear
The whole thing didn't seem to bother me a bit
So I jumped on the pile and I grabbed me some tit

My girlfriend's not a big sports fan
But she plays with balls whenever she can
'Cause her favorite sport, you see
Is playing tonsil hockey


[Notes: This song is copied from _The Salt City Slugs Official Songbook_ [Rugby Football Club, PDF, 2004(?)].   Fragments and variants of this songs chorus dating from 1947-68 can be found in Indiana University's Folklore Archives in the misc. bawdy songs vertical file.   John Valby does a version of this song on several of his LPs and CDs.]