Sooo. You read the title, but still clicked. Then you read: "If you are easily offended, please STOP READING.   This thread is for mature audiences only. Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping."

Then you posted an objection. Okaaaaay then. Don't read this.

For fourty days and fourty nights,
We sailed upon the Atlantic.
We spotted a whore upon the shore,
And the crew became quite frantic.

Here we come, full of rum,
Lookin for women to paddle our bums...
The North Atlantic Squadron!!!

If you wish another verse,
Just because you are perverse,
But want to complain that you remain,
Adverse to the coarse of this refrain.

Fuck you.

Here we come, full of rum,
Lookin for women to paddle our bums...
The North Atlantic Squadron!!!

My apologies to the author, who wrote some fifty verses of this TRAD sailor song of the Royal Canadian Navy.