On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve Ricks a-picking
Eleven Banjers jangling
Ten Neils a-tripping
Nine Dougs massaging
Eight Fair Ones Teasing
Seven Seeds a-singing
Six Micks a-cooking
FIVE FROZEN SKARPIS
Four Titty Babies
Three Clay Possums
Two Babbling Berts
and a tiple once owned by Art Thieme