How about one adult fish joke? You may fill in the blank.

God creates the whole works, right? Adam and Eve, the whole bit....So things are going along merrily and God is pleased. Then one day he checks up and finds Adam in the garden alone. "Where's Eve," God asks. Adam says, "Oh, she'll be back soon. She just went down to the river for a bath." God replies with a plaintive sigh, "Aw damn...Now all the fish will smell like __________."

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