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Thread #80625   Message #1470587
Posted By: John M.
25-Apr-05 - 07:06 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'Ruptured Cowboy' Traditional Bawdy Song
Subject: Lyr Add: 'Ruptured Cowboy' Traditional Bawdy Song
Hello everyone,

If you are easily offended, please STOP READING.   This thread is for mature audiences only.  Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping. 

Below is a traditional bawdy song titled:  'The Ruptured Cowboy'  (recording)


                Do you sing this song?  If so when/where did you learn it?


Any help is appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
john@mehlberg.com
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My, mostly traditional, bawdy songs, toasts and recitations website: www.immortalia.com
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THE RUPTURED COWBOY  (recording)
[Tune - El Rancho Grande(???)]

I am the ruptured cowboy!
I got the gonorrhea!
Aye, yah!

I got it from Maria!
She gave it to me free-ahh!
It hurts me when I pee-ahh!
Aye, yah, yah, yah!"

[Notes: This text is from BadLeRoyB  in alt.tasteless.jokes  on March 26, 1997 in the google usenet archive.   One other version is also found in that archive.  There currently seems to be no texts of this song in a Google web search.   I have field collected this song twice and there is an anonymous recording of this in the LOC folksong archive from 1962.]