The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1471074
Posted By: Naemanson
26-Apr-05 - 07:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Some things you'll never hear a redneck say:

"I'll take Shakespeare for $500, Alex."

"Checkmate"

"When they go on sale I'll get some smaller tires for my truck."