I'm a cranky old yank in a clanky old tank
I'm headin' for a hullaballoo
I'll be ridin' my tank through a Tokyo bank
Sure as I'm an army buckaroo
And when I set my khaki down in old Nagasaki
I'll be singin' like a wacky jackaroo
And you can bet my cracky every suki-yaki lacky
Will be lookin mighty tacky when I do
I'm a cranky old yank in a clanky old tank
And I'm headin' for a hullaballoo
I'll be ridin' my swank little hanky panky tank
Through the street of Yokohama
With a Honolulu mama
Singin' those beat-o, flat on his seat-o,
Hirohito blues