There's also a bit on their site saying and I quote "are there any budding Mike Oldfields (Mike Oldfields? Surely he writes mainly instrumental stuff?) out there? Lyrics encouraging or condoning race-mixing, homosexuality, drugs and similar decadence, and that tired old 'Oi' sound, are not required, but if you are making any kind of music that you think may be suitable, please get in touch."

So far I only have a chorus, but if anyone wants to write the rest, I'm sure they'll love it!

(to the tune of Villikins and his Dinah)

To me toorali-oorali-addy
To me toorali-oorali ay
To me too-rali-oorali-addity
I'm mixed race, a junkie and gay.