Theres an acount of a poisonously hot curry in Anthony Burgess's Earthly Powers. the phrase which sticks with me, "my anus squirted litres."


Hottest one I ever had was in Bradford. Nic Toczek, poet and journalist was taking me round his town, and I was paying for the meal. Nic took me to this place that had bought some advertising in one of his fanzines. the place was suspiciously empty.
Try to imagine an oxo cube dropped in nitric acid. its that moment when you suddenly realise what it will be like when you've lost all your teeth, and possibly the roof of your mouth and almost certainly some internal organs.

finish it....you've got to be joking.