There was a little Ford, the cutest little Ford,
The cutest little Ford thatcha ever did see.
The Ford was on its wheels and the wheels were on the ground,
And the ground was in a street and the street was in a town,
And the wheels on the Ford went 'round 'round 'round 'til
... Match in the gas tank, NO FORD.

Haruo
surprised this thread got this long without somebody adding a version of this oldie