well - here I am again - ready to plumb the depths of the MOAB in search of enlightenment.

Pitiful, ain't i?

But I have crucial, burning questions that need to be answered - such as:

If Martha *Has* broken her parole - How long will it take to heal? And will she have to wear a cast?


Will LtS ever find the source of her guinea Pig song (or did her Da just make it up?)

Will Liz ever think to start a thread at mudcat re: the above?

Is the Pope an Ivory billed Woodpecker - or will acoustic analysis show him to be nothing but a recording of the 'Nights Templar and the Illuminauts'?


Why does the "predicting your age by chocolate" ask me how often I would like to have chocolate a week - then restrict me to less then 10. that doesn't get me through a day. (breakfast, 2nd breakfast, car snack, brunch, coffee break, elevenses, small lunch, lunch, snack, late snack, tea, late tea, hor d'hourves, dinner, supper,ante-dormir)

Will corridus the Hamster returtn?