Why all the parody threads at the minute? The combined creative energy that has gone into these could sustain MOAB for hours! We need to seduce these misguided people into the MOAB Hedgemony with the utmost haste, and convince them to the point of evangalising all and sundry to as the rectitude and veracity of MOAB as the true path.

They shall be taught to shun those pale and paltry Mayflies of threads, and offer praise to MOAB with puns, poetry, physics, prattle, and painfully obvious alitteration. They shall not care for '00s, and shall smite Flamenco Ted mightily in anticipaition of his sins. Context and common sense shall flee before these messengers of the word!

That's what going to happen, now you lot have to make it happen. Get going. Smartly, please.

Bunnahabhain.