The wee Kirkcudbright centipede
Wis very very sweet
She wis ever so proud of every wan
O' her hundred feet
Early every moarning
Her neebours cam tae glance
She always entertained them
Wi a beautiful wee dance.

As leg number 94
Gave 95 a shunt
Legs number 1 and 2
Were twisting up at the front
As legs number 9 an 10
Were wrigglin up the side,
Legs number 73 and 4
Were doing the Palais Glide