did you ever do the cockroach test? Put a slice of **Wonder Bread** and a slice of good, whole-grain bread in a dark cupboard where roaches are known to hang out....wait an hour, then pop the door open and note how the tiny little critters know enough to eat the good stuff! Yeah, they'll eat wallpaper paste if they have to, but they KNOW!

Peanut butter & jelly on bleached white bread is a 'treat' I have not had for ....ummmm...40+years now. (I dunno...maybe the last time I had a Budweiser beer)