Well, some of the things I haven't tried are:

* bull riding
* bronc busting
* swimming the Hellespont
* ultimate, all-out, bare-knuckle, no-holds-barred, steel death cage fighting
* sepukku
* inhaling gasoline fumes for the high
* going into the Hi-Ho Bar and saying to any male at the bar "Hi, cutey, buy you a drink?"
* annoying the bartender at the Hi-Ho (she carries a taser)
* bungee jumping
* kissing the judge when I'm the defendant
* thrusting with a bent wrist
* trumping my partner's ace