1. It will attract flies.
2. It will provide MG a justification for talking as he does.
3. I t will offend one of the Mudcat people, I think probably "liddul_mittens_hymn_sing" from Keokuk.
4. I t will burn up time you could spend thinking of something really clever to say in rebuttal of these reasons.
5. It will inspire Spaw to compete with your for fecal vividness in language.

There ya go, BeeDub!! Read 'em up!!


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