Well, sniff.... Thankee to both o' you you allz fir comin' to the party and...sniff... if nobody else shows, hey, I'll consider this night to be one heck of a party...

I mean. like I've been a Bullets fan since they was the Baltimore Bullets back in the 70's an'...sniff... they have been thu so much adversity over the last couple of decades that I don't think anyone could find and professional sports team that has had such a long run of bad luck, bad choices, bad this and bad that... I mean, bar none...

So winnin' a playoff game fir this team is like hitting the lottery
'er even better than hittin' the lottery...

Thanks fir comin' to the party, Rap and Eb... I think there might be a couple cold beers in the fridge... If not, I'll run up to Sweet Springs Store and get a cold six-pack o' Iron City...

Sniff... I'm still choked up...

Jock Bobert