How about



Amos
Amos
He's a man...







Well, ah,

Maybe

At least we think he is.

I mean, he's got a daughter and all.

And I suppose the DNA matches,

But he does live in Southern California and you know the sort of people who live there.

I sure do, 'cuz they're all moving to the Pacific Northwest
And there are a lot of 'em here in Idaho and more comin' all the time.

Lord knows, we don't really want 'em.
Lord knows, we wish they'd just send their money and stay home.

But if someone from Southern California HAD to come here
Amos'd be okay, probably mostly.



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