"Joe Offer, Lay Minister at Large"

This could be a sensational TV show. The oomph of "Touched by an Angel" and the pognency, poignency, poinensy, poginancy, touchingnessedness of "Little House on the Prairie". A mild-mannered fellow named Joe Offer stumbles into a telephone booth while talking with his friend, Robin. He changes into priestly garb and ministers to the angst-filled folks in the flock (notice the alliteration; that rolled off my fingers onto the keyboard; no applause necessary; it's a gift) while simultaneously attending to his responsibilities on the 'cat. This has possibilities. Real possibilities.