Sadmann Hussein is like in jail, eh? Same as me. At leest I think he is. I wonder. Maybe they, like, used him like a flippin' lab rat for some CIA mind experiments, eh? And he is a flippin' vegetable now and they ain't tellin' us! I fighure thats it. Yeah. A sorry flippin' fate, man.
I have a laptop now! I rate. I am sellin' more artickles about the important stuff that peeople want to hear about. Like beer. And sex. Stuff like that sells. I gotta tone down the sex stuff though, for the flippin' family newspapers. How do they think people MAKE families anyways??? I am learning to use triple intenders to get my flippin' point acrost, eh?
I will soon be a ninatelectshall at this rate. Real soon.
We got a hearing comin' up soon. Maybe we will get off. I ain't got off in quite a while, come to think of it. Officer Dana went on holiday and I seriously miss her. She is wicked! Well, I still got my magazines with Shania.
Snake got put in flippin' solitary after he tried to kill Don. What a flippin' loser! It was a bad scene. I hope he don't never get let out. I hope he flippin' dies in there. Don did not get hurt too bad. I have to say that my big brother is a pretty good fighter when he is fightin' for his life, eh? It happened cos Snake was mad at me for becomin' famous and stuff, and he came after me with a knife. Well, I could've probally took him, but Don stepped in like a good brother does, and it was one hell of a fight. Don has got some muscles from workin' on cars, I guess. He done good.
The family that sticks together...
...does whatever rimes with sticks. You figure it out.